my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
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my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
(via 5pacejunk)
thereallifeoftheamericanteenager:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
(via burairium)
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
omfg
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
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the whitest moments in recorded history
after watching these i feel dead inside
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-Tom Hiddleston speaks French in the Interview-
Sir, hello ! Hello!
How are you ? I’m fine, absolutely.
You speak French fluently, no? Yes, yes… I speak a little French. I hear more than I speak but we will speak in French if you want.
No in English, in English. No… in English ? Are you sure?
Yes!
#My Feels
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
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